Where Have All The White Eggs Gone?

We want to do some egg dying tomorrow, while Maia is off school and it is Easter and all, but there are no white eggs anywhere! They are all brown. Or light blue - if you want to spend an extra quid or two and buy Colombian Blacktail eggs from Waitrose.

All I want are some plain old white eggs to paint with food colouring for Easter. Goodness. Political correctness gone clucking mad, I tells ya.