New Boots

We bought Maia some really cool Clarks boots - little lace up desert boots in suede. She loves them, and stomps about in them quite merrily.

However, they are NOT:

Super Boots
Great Boots
Dancing Boots
Running Boots
Funky Boots
Cool Boots

or any other descriptive term you can come up with.

This is because Maia has decreed that they are Jumping Boots. To refer to them as anything else will earn you a serious telling off.